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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual, via my-flourish-and-blotts)


k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

(via illgatto)


drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

(via measurable)


northisyourdaddy:

missdiddlez:

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

oh my god

i just realized DGGeoff stands for “Dexter Grif Geoff”

i literally juST

oH FUCK I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING

(via tuucker)


I’m just going to stop responding to peoples texts and see if anyone cares enough to notice.


The people who claim to know me the best are the ones who cant even tell how unhappy I really am.


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