Canadian • 17 • Not That Interesting


once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via gabriels-moose)

" I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up. "


people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

(Source: jackwhynand, via stained-glasseyes)




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Anonymous asked: 1-40 :)

1. How many bruises on you right now?

- I think 4

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?


3. Have you stayed in a hospital?

-only once

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

-yes indeed

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

-lol ya

6. What are you excited for?


7. What happened tonight?

-I re-dyed my hair and helped my mom bottle preserves

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

-hells no!

9. Is confidence cute?


10. What is the last beverage you had?

-my faaaave: white hot chocolate!

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

-not including family, 3

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?


13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

-probably get drunk

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

-knowing me, powerade

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

-have been for 3 years ayyyyy

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?


17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?


18. The last time you felt broken?


19. Have you had a soft drink today?


20. Are you starting to realize anything?

-god yes.

21. Are you in a good mood?


22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?


23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

-no, I have neither of my parents eye colors :$

24. What do you want right this second?

-punch and/or kiss my bf

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

-lose my shit

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?


27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

- never ever

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

-Paige and Selin :3

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

-yes which is sad cuz he lives up the road from me .-.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?


31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

-no! Leo is my bbe.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

-I should hope so :P

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks water?

-no, im that person who always has a bottle of water.

34. Listening to?

-watching Haven

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

-mechanical pencils ftw

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

-probably in his basement playing Dishonored

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?


38. Who did you last call?


39. Who was the last person you danced with?

-Caitlin I think?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

- I was crying so he kissed me holla